ARTMYPET APPAREL · DROP 01 05 ORIGINAL DESIGNS · 03 COLORS

ORIGINAL PET CULTURE MERCH

Long dog. Low battery.

Original garment-dyed tees for people who like their humor dry and their social plans optional.

Shop Drop 01

THE FIRST FIVE

Pick your boundary.

Five deadpan dachshund designs. Same heavyweight blank, same three colors, five different levels of social availability.

THE BLANK MATTERS

Vintage starts before the print.

The lived-in color comes from garment dye, not a filter. Small shade variations are part of the finish.

COLOR 01WARM / QUIET

Ivory

Warm off-white for deep ink and rust-orange prints.

COLOR 02WASHED / DARK

Pepper

Washed black with a softer, already-owned character.

COLOR 03FADED / BLUE

Blue Jean

Faded denim blue without the costume-vintage feel.

ORIGINAL PET CULTURE MERCH

WHY ARTMYPET APPAREL

The dog is the joke. The tee still has to be good.

Original dry humor, clear product photography and substantial garment-dyed blanks. No borrowed characters, fake customer stories or novelty-gift language.

FIT & FABRIC

Made to feel already yours.

01100% ring-spun cotton

Substantial hand that softens with wear while keeping its shape.

02Relaxed unisex fit

Choose your usual size for relaxed; size up for intentionally oversized.

03Garment-dyed finish

Color variation is normal and part of the lived-in character.

04Easy care

Wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low to protect the print.

BEFORE YOU PICK A SIZE

The useful answers.

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01How does the unisex fit run?

It has a relaxed, straight shape. Choose your usual size for an easy fit or size up for intentionally oversized.

02Why can the color vary slightly?

Each tee is dyed after construction. Small shade differences are normal and part of the garment-dyed finish.

03What if it arrives misprinted or damaged?

Contact us within 30 days with a clear photo. We will arrange a replacement or refund for a confirmed production issue.

04Can I change to another size?

Made-to-order shirts are not returned for ordinary fit issues. A one-time Fit Rescue reorder option is available within 14 days.